Hello? Blog? Do you remember me? I know it's been a while...I didn't mean to leave you high and dry for all these months. I hope you will forgive me and know that it's not you. It's me.
I'm going to make a concerted effort to be more present in your cyberlife now. I realize how important you are to my little old corner of the land of pixels and shopping carts... and, without you, I wouldn't have some presence on the search engines. Let me buy you a drink, and we can start over again.
Thank you, Blog, for being patient and understanding. Smooches.